| Title | Friday Doors Open |
| Abstract | Doors open, come and pick up your tickets and merch early to avoid the queue. Then go get a cup of coffee (and maybe get one for your favorite Crue member, who's been there since 5am). |
| Location | Fri 16 0730 @ The Michael Fowler Centre Foyer, Ground Floor |
| Duration | 90 mins |
| Title | Welcome To The Future |
| Abstract | Metlstorm welcomes some punks to the future |
| Location | Fri 16 0900 @ The Michael Fowler Centre |
| Duration | 15 mins |
| Name | Metlstorm |
| Origin | Wellington, New Zealand |
| Bio | Professional unix jerk metlstorm spends most of his time dreaming up increasingly implausible rube-goldbergian unix tomfoolery to meet his Insomnia Security KPIs of a) being a jerk to unix admins b) not getting busted and c) doing so on other people's srs bidnis production unix systems without breaking them. While clearly not contributing much to society as a whole, this process may at least elicit a chortle from unix neophytes, and a grumbled "SVR3 did that in '86, dickface" from the grizzly veterans. |
| Title | Closedown - Friday |
| Abstract | End of talks for day one. Go get some dinner and talk with your new friends. |
| Location | Fri 16 1830 @ The Michael Fowler Centre |
| Duration | 15 mins |
| Title | Saturday Doors Open |
| Abstract | Doors open at 0815, grab a cup of coffee and rub your head before another day of conning. |
| Location | Sat 17 0815 @ The Michael Fowler Centre Foyer, Level 1 |
| Duration | 45 mins |
| Title | Closing Ceremony & Prizegiving |
| Abstract | And so another con draws to a close. Wrap up with prizes, lulz, and a few closing words from your gracious hosts. |
| Location | Sat 17 1745 @ The Michael Fowler Centre |
| Duration | 30 mins |
| Name | The Kiwicon Crue |
| Origin | Wellington, New Zealand |
| Bio | Bad guys wear black You see us coming, and you all together run for cover. We're taking over this town. |
| Title | Closedown - Saturday |
| Abstract | And thats it. Con over. Go home. Or to the afterparty. |
| Location | Sat 17 1815 @ The Michael Fowler Centre |
| Duration | 15 mins |